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oooh.. love ferrets. And drinks. And my quote in your siggeh.. oh an shoes. And the bar, and.. and.. erm.. shoes! Oh.. did mention shoes?
Not too original i know, but a girl needs something to spend her loot on riiiiight?
And since the booze is free.. :o
http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/a...ware_shots.jpg
'nother round on me!
Whilst we drink i think we should think about our next adventure. We could use some action here.
*sight*
Remember the good old times?
This bar looks way too neat..
and has it even been burned down yet?
We can smoke in here right?
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...ucTGwtbwSdnqAv
*evilgrin*
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Most definately, this is a pirate's tavern, an I dont see no signage on the wall, saising not too. An no, the tavern has not been set on fire yet, but there was a huge hole blown in that there wall, that aint there no more. Coz did install a chocolate dragon ...
http://i1362.photobucket.com/albums/...ps794ff4fd.jpg
in memory of the dragon that lived on the port side of the tavern. Really though all this tavern is missing is a Bar Tender, and an Inn Keeper, and a shoe vault.
Cool skull glasses.
Oh lookie, its kiss your lobster monday...
http://i1362.photobucket.com/albums/...psae3c611f.jpg
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Kitteh... does not run the bar?
'll apply for bartender. 'm very tender. :D
i don't really need to apply tho riiight?
Breakfast time!
http://i.imgur.com/qUKYQ.jpg
(or for those in other corners of he world... drinks are available at any time. doh)
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LOL Ms Luda...I am only temping as the bar temptress, as I am the Head Mistress of the depths below. Apparently my reputation of dealin w/ putrid slaves aboard many o' slaver ship has preceeded me :o
Those were the days!! -siiiigh- How I miss the smell of blood soaked leather and the sounds of tortured screaming in the early hours of the moaning....errrr, morning! Tis my humble opinion that my boss is slackin! Too busy messin around w/ some chocolate fountain when he should be dragging in worthy carcusses for me to 'discipline'!
That's it! I need a lil som somethin to abate thy thirst and muzzle this sudden urge to seek out my OWN victim(s)
http://www.colourbox.com/preview/225...over-white.jpg
...sips delicately whilst admiring my newly placed signage...
http://files.coloribus.com/files/ads...mall-88835.jpg
Starts humming...Got 99 problems, but a slave aint one!
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Head mistress of the depths below..
oh.. there is a dungeon? *drools*
Surely not just anyone can get in there huh. But you must have something to do out there for me. i'll bring my own toolbox.
http://files.coloribus.com/files/ads...mall-28672.jpg
Feel free to use whatever you like. There's a thing for this and that. Some i even have not found a use for.. yet
time to meet some more strangers in this bar i guess...
Ah.. so my wifey isn't doing what he should huh.
No worries.. i know how to fix that.
i promise you my dearest head missy kitteh behavin' that he will make up for that soon. *evilgrin*
i will be right there waiting for him when he gets home.
http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/upl...ary_jones.jpeg
Mind sharing some of hat blue goodness whilst we wait? Surely you don't wanna miss this.
Now where did you buy those shoes?!
http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.81848...x550,075,f.jpg
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Oh my!! Those shoes are to DIE for!! In fact, I believe that's how I came into possession of them. Their previous owner didn't have the chance to wear them...long! -evil grin-
-whips up a new batch o' blue nomminess-
http://www.thelifeexpert.com/wp-cont...Margarita2.jpg
LOL Tis not the fault of thy wifey, m'Lady...but that of the Cosmic 'Boss' Man. He is the culprit of insufficient flesh to abide my lovely lashings. (Although I would rather enjoy the look upon Wifey's face upon seeing your welcome home party favors!!) You have tools, you say?? Will travel, 3?!? Hellz yeah! See, I'm tryin to implement this new 'elevator' system. Purrrrhaps you can help me?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ro6ZBQCmAr...vivtorture.JPG
...mayhaps add some flashy lights to distract those being lowered from their ultimate demise...emmm, destination
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Guess we cannot ask her where she bought them. Next time ask first will ya? :rolleyes:
Aye.. maybe i should have less blue nomminess so i still get what you are actually saying. *ponders* Nah..
So the wifey will have to wait. Would've been a tough one to trick him so.. we'll save that for later.
Now that Boss man might be an easier target. Let's work on that.
think i got the right equipment for that.
http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Fu...mouse-trap.jpg
That elevator looks purrfect.
Light? hmm.. found this one but that might not work on men. ;)
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...HZWTcdXjhGZcVA
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Don't worry about new victims. I can send a few troops out to fetch some for the dungeons. Our conquest of the world will get us many prisoners in need of your... ministrations. :)
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...TQRFAE0CXJo_8A
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The head mistress will be very pleased.
Knew there must be an easy way to erm.. get her to meet some new people *grinnn*
Now.. more important stuff:
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/20...by_Zikarit.jpg
t's no lie tho..
you all clicked eat it right?
Well here it is.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1...n7q7o1_500.jpg
*wonders off wonderng what the failure is... *
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I choose option 4: Put it up as a decoration on the port side of the Tavern... (the Starboard side is where our bitterest feuds are fought, and I want to prevent unnecessary damage to our latest creation...