Ahoy! I hereby givin' me Seal o' Great Approving to this 'ere bar and dub her seaworthy and duty-free!
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Ahoy! I hereby givin' me Seal o' Great Approving to this 'ere bar and dub her seaworthy and duty-free!
'ere, 'ere!
Ohhh Morgan! I regret to inform you, Dawn's shipment was intercepted by The Kracken. This was all that was left to wash upon the shore...http://www.jamaicamyway.com/wp-conte...wraynephew.jpg
But no fear! I've a secret stash!! Care to join me m'Lady?? (I sense your buzz is fading, we simply MUST do SOMETHING about that!!)
http://scottesrum.files.wordpress.co...leandglass.jpg
Now where in the worlds is TG?? I think we should be prrrroperly introduced!
Dawn?? Thank you for blessing our lovely watering hole. Might I presume your presence can be made available for Cosmic's christening of The Green Lantern? It's about to go down like Rumspringa up in hurr!!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4Ffm4vM8IX...rumspringa.jpg
Ooooo lookit! A ki-cat!! -snatches 'string' and starts playing w/ kitty & hears muffled cries for help- Looking around for a face to that familiar voice, finding no one...continues playing w/ kitty. Very playful indeed...but there's a bit of a stagger in his stance. Must be thirsty!
Offers him a bowl of rum, for he must be parched!
http://c1005.r5.cf3.rackcdn.com/2011/10/drunk-lion.jpg
He lapped the bowl clean & belched a mighty burp!!!
Out flies King A, prisoner & barrel o' rum o.O WOAH!! Ohaider m'Lord!!
Looky what the cat drug in! Ohhh, Morgan?? Here go your rum!! lmao
Leave my lion alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*shoots out upon the dungeon floor
ohaider lass =) welcome to tynon
*out the sally port
sozy Jupitooooorrrr
*slings past the pier
*skips along the tidal pool
*my prisoner gently slides up upon the beach
*I slam into a rock -- ow
*barrel of rum rolls to the feet of Morgan
Me thinks I should choose a safer career.
*nail tags me in the backof the head.
yep.
We can't be feed the lion all sorts of things....he has to eat those who break the rules! I've trained him that way since he was a kitten
~Green Dragon Disclaimer~
No lions have been harmed, misfed, treated badly during the posting in this thread! spank you...plz drive thru
He does look a lil p!ssed off tho...might be the results of a spamburger hangover?
http://personaltao.com/wp-content/up...Lion_Anger.jpg
^ no truer statement hath been made
* gathers up my prisoner and heads toward the inn.
*lays a coin of the realm underneath the sign that says
"lay a coin of the realm, on this shelf, if you want a room"
reads Dawnseeker's Herald about Duty Free and Seaworthynesses
Hazzahh!!
*heads upstairs for a bath and a change of dungeries with prisoner in tow.
Woo! Only a couple days and look how well the Dragon's coming along!
And I think that Simba the Dungeon Lion needs a place in our list as well. LOL
Hmmm....you know I never did give him a name....so I guess since you started calling him Simba that's what he'll answer too....
Don't let him out of the dungeon...he might pee on the Dragon statue
Yeah, about that, I think someone already did the job. There were several drunken pirates all around. They had too much of the melted chocolate and made a mess all over it...
*comes down stairs after a refreshing bath, prisoner hath had her repast and all
*decides not to eat the yellow chocolate
*ties my prisoner up to an invisable magic rope
Hey Cosmic? I would like to apply for the Dungeon Worker, Sire? However, after seeing the condition of the Inn, and the danger the position of DW come with, mayhaps I should change my mind and apply for Innkeep, instead.
What say you?
Put you down already. Also added a bit more spice to the place, but I need a bit of feedback. Any ideas?
I only see one problem....NO BARKEEPS!!
Oh well *pours another round*
Yeah, and we need an inkeep and a waiter as well! Our rooms are empty and our NPC's are screaming for refills!
Greetings!
I have been interested in taking up a position as a waiter, though up till now I have been reluctant as I have yet to find a suitable Avatar.
With your permission Master, I would like to start now and get around to acquiring suitable attire later, but I intend to have it before weekends' end.
Weeekend's End.....that's a mouthful....
Do you have any barkeep friends? I need someone to make my drinks!
You're hired! Just remain active here, okay?
Not sure if there are any takers for the moment. I'm sure they'll turn up soon though!
Afraid my barkeep friends have employment elsewhere, a tad safer for their own wellbeing.
Now, let's see...
*Checks inventory of bar slightly rushed* Let me get to work on those refills. :D
*Takes out a noteblock and a fills a pitcher with ale and heads over to the customers*
Safer?! But....but....but...I keep this place plenty safe....don't worry about the lion he's a kitten!
*belchhhhhhhhhhhh*
'scuse me ;)
^'scused -- indeed, lols
I was a barkeep in that other land for so long, I ran through six photobuckets of drinks, or I would take the job.
Ideas?
Keep it Piratey. Try not to allow other genres to pierce through. 1680's to 1760's with a tad of fantasy, magic, elves and orgres
Tavern Inn on the docks, rum, clay pipes, cannon wicks stuft in beards, hall wenches, flint locks, tavern maids, Governor Dawnseeker gave his approval so hipe duty free booze.
Ive got it
http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/...ps1aad46df.png
is the size of the Green Dragon Tavern
and this is the feel of the theme ..
http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/...psde7872b0.jpg
pirates abound on the tawny seas of adventure
oh and dont forget mermaids, goto have an underground secret ocean cave that has mermaids. =P
http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/...ps9cf0c0d1.jpg
though it does make one wonder where the phrase, "smells like fish" comes from. I digress
Mermaids...where?!
*ties Simba back up in the Dungeon*
there....now he can't hurt the mermaids
that's a good thing too, Jupitor.
Since I've been here, I've been ate twice, and spit out twice.
Beginning to wonder if I dont taste no good. I do use soap, lye soap, when I wash. Maybe it is the Prune Juice after shave I use that is the problem. Eh, oh well.
Back to work..
*ties my prisoner to the torch above the dungeon's card table*
*picks up shovel and begins to shovel not only Morgan's Dragon Ernie's pooh, but I guess Simba's as well* *siiigh* life is good*
arrr i have yet to see any fellers with a parrot....i suppose that is a good thing though, between dragons and lions.....well i don't think a parrot would make it very far
maybe leonhardt can be the bearor of a pirates parrot.
at least up there I would not have to shovel parrot pooh. o.0
if that required a shovel....well that thar would be a giant parrot
*From the opening to the dungeon* A giant parrot indeed. However, I'm not really a bird person, so I won't be providing any parrot myself.
*Goes back to the floor* We be needing some music really, but I don't know where to find musicians...
musicians? we be pirates, we sing our own melancholy sea tunes!
The joy of singing and drinking is well known to this waiter, but I prefer to hear the sound of a harmonica to off-set the out-of-tune singing we're bound to hear.
Any sea wenches that I can pick out of???
Well Captain, you have your choice betwix two =)
Thar be this cute little number ...
http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/...ps6eba85d7.jpg
or what I like to call Beastie Bobbie ...
http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/...ps25abac75.jpg
all depends on what type of Sea Winch you're looking for.
I prefer the smaller one. Not only do the bigger ones look much more intimidating, but the smaller ones are so much nicer-looking by themselves!
Okay, but you do realize the smaller one, comes with it's own sea wench, no? ..
http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/...ps1667a2eb.jpg
I think she may help keeping her lines stow'd properly. I mean look at that^. Have you ever seen anything in such disarray as that line?
Nope me neither, havn't even looked at the capstan. all I see is white swim suit. =P`
Wha... with the bikinis....*hiccup*.
Make the place...the place...wossame.
sozy, Morgan, my bad. Cosmic may end up out at sea for a six month no dock cruise, and .. well .. just wanted him to know what he's gonna be fighting for.
my bad.
Here ... this'll might take ye mindoff of the tiller ...
http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/...psbbf29cb6.jpg
andto keep the place more wossename
compliments of the Old Plane Captain hisself ...
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/20...om-d300nx7.jpg
Cosmic Fury, thy choice of sea wenches -.o
a hardy hazzah and cheers for the Gov'ner