The Green Dragon

oooh.. love ferrets. And drinks. And my quote in your siggeh.. oh an shoes. And the bar, and.. and.. erm.. shoes! Oh.. did mention shoes?
Not too original i know, but a girl needs something to spend her loot on riiiiight?
And since the booze is free.. :o
http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/a...ware_shots.jpg
'nother round on me!

Whilst we drink i think we should think about our next adventure. We could use some action here.
*sight*
Remember the good old times?
This bar looks way too neat..
and has it even been burned down yet?

We can smoke in here right?
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...ucTGwtbwSdnqAv
*evilgrin*

Most definately, this is a pirate's tavern, an I dont see no signage on the wall, saising not too. An no, the tavern has not been set on fire yet, but there was a huge hole blown in that there wall, that aint there no more. Coz did install a chocolate dragon ...

http://i1362.photobucket.com/albums/...ps794ff4fd.jpg

in memory of the dragon that lived on the port side of the tavern. Really though all this tavern is missing is a Bar Tender, and an Inn Keeper, and a shoe vault.




Cool skull glasses.



Oh lookie, its kiss your lobster monday...

http://i1362.photobucket.com/albums/...psae3c611f.jpg

Kitteh... does not run the bar?
'll apply for bartender. 'm very tender. :D

i don't really need to apply tho riiight?

Breakfast time!
http://i.imgur.com/qUKYQ.jpg

(or for those in other corners of he world... drinks are available at any time. doh)

LOL Ms Luda...I am only temping as the bar temptress, as I am the Head Mistress of the depths below. Apparently my reputation of dealin w/ putrid slaves aboard many o' slaver ship has preceeded me :o

Those were the days!! -siiiigh- How I miss the smell of blood soaked leather and the sounds of tortured screaming in the early hours of the moaning....errrr, morning! Tis my humble opinion that my boss is slackin! Too busy messin around w/ some chocolate fountain when he should be dragging in worthy carcusses for me to 'discipline'!

That's it! I need a lil som somethin to abate thy thirst and muzzle this sudden urge to seek out my OWN victim(s)
http://www.colourbox.com/preview/225...over-white.jpg
...sips delicately whilst admiring my newly placed signage...
http://files.coloribus.com/files/ads...mall-88835.jpg
Starts humming...Got 99 problems, but a slave aint one!

Head mistress of the depths below..
oh.. there is a dungeon? *drools*

Surely not just anyone can get in there huh. But you must have something to do out there for me. i'll bring my own toolbox.
http://files.coloribus.com/files/ads...mall-28672.jpg

Feel free to use whatever you like. There's a thing for this and that. Some i even have not found a use for.. yet
time to meet some more strangers in this bar i guess...


Ah.. so my wifey isn't doing what he should huh.
No worries.. i know how to fix that.
i promise you my dearest head missy kitteh behavin' that he will make up for that soon. *evilgrin*

i will be right there waiting for him when he gets home.
http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/upl...ary_jones.jpeg

Mind sharing some of hat blue goodness whilst we wait? Surely you don't wanna miss this.
Now where did you buy those shoes?!
http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.81848...x550,075,f.jpg

Oh my!! Those shoes are to DIE for!! In fact, I believe that's how I came into possession of them. Their previous owner didn't have the chance to wear them...long! -evil grin-

-whips up a new batch o' blue nomminess-
http://www.thelifeexpert.com/wp-cont...Margarita2.jpg
LOL Tis not the fault of thy wifey, m'Lady...but that of the Cosmic 'Boss' Man. He is the culprit of insufficient flesh to abide my lovely lashings. (Although I would rather enjoy the look upon Wifey's face upon seeing your welcome home party favors!!) You have tools, you say?? Will travel, 3?!? Hellz yeah! See, I'm tryin to implement this new 'elevator' system. Purrrrhaps you can help me?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ro6ZBQCmAr...vivtorture.JPG
...mayhaps add some flashy lights to distract those being lowered from their ultimate demise...emmm, destination

Guess we cannot ask her where she bought them. Next time ask first will ya? :rolleyes:

Aye.. maybe i should have less blue nomminess so i still get what you are actually saying. *ponders* Nah..
So the wifey will have to wait. Would've been a tough one to trick him so.. we'll save that for later.
Now that Boss man might be an easier target. Let's work on that.
think i got the right equipment for that.
http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Fu...mouse-trap.jpg

That elevator looks purrfect.
Light? hmm.. found this one but that might not work on men. ;)
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...HZWTcdXjhGZcVA

Don't worry about new victims. I can send a few troops out to fetch some for the dungeons. Our conquest of the world will get us many prisoners in need of your... ministrations. :)

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...TQRFAE0CXJo_8A

The head mistress will be very pleased.
Knew there must be an easy way to erm.. get her to meet some new people *grinnn*


Now.. more important stuff:
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/20...by_Zikarit.jpg
t's no lie tho..
you all clicked eat it right?
Well here it is.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1...n7q7o1_500.jpg

*wonders off wonderng what the failure is... *

I choose option 4: Put it up as a decoration on the port side of the Tavern... (the Starboard side is where our bitterest feuds are fought, and I want to prevent unnecessary damage to our latest creation...

a cake..

no eating?
Have you gone MAD?

:mad:
i'll take a picture off it and put it in a nice frame mmokay? So we can always remember the huge bellyache we got after all the sweetness..

Now have a drink.. next time at least think about what you say before you say it huh.
http://www.celebrations.com/img-uplo...97-450X300.jpg

Cake?? Drinks??!

Who said we cant have our cake and drink em too, huh?!?
Here's the birthday cake variety...juuust in time for a certain special someone's Happy Bday!!
http://bestfriendsforfrosting.com/wp...364-custom.jpg

Walks in...

Lets get this party started girls!!!

Thanks ladies.
Oh boy.. me, Morgan and Bhavin;..
The poor, poor lads that walk in this bar today.

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Originally Posted by Morgan le Fay

Walks in...

Lets get this party started girls!!!

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Ohhh yeah baby!! Just finished decorating...
http://www.andersruff.com/custom-pri...21-640x449.jpg

Now c'mere & open up my lovelies!! -arrrrgggghhhhh!!-
http://classicfun.ws/wp-content/uplo...rty-girl-3.jpg

now you're talking.
We need some more food tho..
http://style.catalogs.com/sexy%20food.jpg
Erm.. we need some chocolate to go with that!
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...P3bkslatggLS1g
nommmm <3
Don't think that's a good idea tho.. oh noes.. there goed kitteh. *grin*

http://cache.boston.com/multimedia/s...62309/bs13.jpg

*instantly distracted*
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GQfeWVNcBR...avery_wolf.gif
Daaayyyuuummm!! Is it HOT in hurrr!!

-gets hurled back into reality- Ohhh SNAP!! That's IT! *uber pounces Luda*
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.45364...48820&pid=15.1

Psssst Kitteh..

is this yours? *grinn*

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...hzC7CP6c59mZsV

Emmm, nooo! That is not m ... *looks down* ahh, hellz nah!

Hey! Wait...time out! Cheater CHEATER! -gets thrown to my back-
SONUVA!! Pffff, can't beat 'er...but 2 can play THIS game! *tries snatchin off Luda's top*
http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/QuZYRekBBxk/0.jpg
Hey, it's only fair play!

for everyone lurking...

http://blog.dormify.com/wp-content/u...08/tissues.jpg

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Ladies, ladies....simmer down...








ok now that that's out of the way, just kidding have at it

Man, haven't seen a brawl this good since we sent the Wise Guy to the Dungeon! Speaking of which, where on earth is he, anyway?

Simba got him....sorry he was a hungry kitty

Nay, Jupitor, Simba is missing, dint you see the wanted bill? Cos, used 'im for a weapon of mass degeneration. Rembrandten escaped right into
the nasty mitts of the Hangman ...

http://i1362.photobucket.com/albums/...psd225ca3f.jpg

Leadbelly wrote a shanty 'bout it ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye2N_2ce3QE

WHOA WHOA WHOA.....where's my lion?! Free drinks for a year to the person who finds me lion....please

*posts wanted bills, all over town*

http://i1362.photobucket.com/albums/...ps889ef0fd.png

*in walks a damsel witha lion on her tail*

Umm ... Jupitor, I think someone found your lion!?! ..

http://i1362.photobucket.com/albums/...ps77e9fe8e.png

Ah, she brought me simba.....I shall keep them both

"Captain gets first pick of sea wenches..."

*rushes in to get the girl*

Avast! I am an ARMED Guard.

Strolls in to see what all the commotion is about

Ohhh, I see! Thank ye kindly, King A...seems your diligence has paid off!
-babe blocks- :cool: Gotta watch these guys, Ms Lady. They may seem harmless...but believe me! I've seen what they can do to a bar!

Herrrre kitty kitty kittyyyyyy....I have something for you to playyyy with!!
http://static.globalgrind.com/sites/...051213-_1.jpeg
*whispers loudly to Ms Lady Lion* I convinced him I have a playmate for him, but he had to stay down here and wait. Gotta LOVE the voice of purrrrsuasion!

okay.. it's way too hot..
who wants to fight?

http://clatl.com/binary/f5c8/1321898...per_soaker.jpg

I'm not so sure it's a good idea to feed Simba with stuff like that. Isn't it unhealthy to eat too much junk food?

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Originally Posted by Cosmic Fury

I'm not so sure it's a good idea to feed Simba with stuff like that. Isn't it unhealthy to eat too much junk food?

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Lmao.. i would not.. bet he will get food poisoning.

Please don't harm me Lion....he's all I've got in this cruel world

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Originally Posted by Jupitor

Please don't harm me Lion....he's all I've got in this cruel world

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What happened to me?

You aren't a lion silly

*walks into the green dragon, destitute from the day's journey, seeking fresh drink to quench the thirst of a evil mage, cursed by wrath of odin, plagued by death and tossed to the underworld to suffer for all of eternity.*

There's the bar over there. Have yourself a pick-me-up!