Top 10 most *Block*able Tynon players

#10: The SexChatters

(You receive a PM)
"are you a boy or a girl?"
"are you really a girl?"
"are you hot?"
*Block*

#9: The Bullies who Whine
Most every server seems to have bandwagoners riding on the success of the strongest guild. But these are unique, noted for their excessive fight-picking and trash-talking. Like those small yapper dogs, they suffer from Little-man syndrome. It's not enough that they go out of their way to sink every ship they can (with their power level), but they add trash-talking with it. And heaven forbid when they get sunk! Be prepared for a full hour of drama ranging from toddler-tantrums to hissy-fits to pity-parties. :rolleyes:


#8: The Young Creepers

(You receive a PM)
"do you have a bf?"
[if you reply no] "want one?"
[if you reply yes] "well nobody has to know, want to XXXXX?"
*Block*

#7: The World Chat Spammers, complete with CapsLock

"YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF BIRDBRAINED PINHEADED IDIOTS HAHAHAHAA!!!1!!"
*Block*

#6: The Old Creepers

(You receive a PM)
"hey there good lookin'! are you single?"
*Block*

#5: The Chatty Teenagers (in the same guild) who refuse to use PMs or Guild Chat

REALM CHAT:
"sup peeps"
"nuttin"
"yeah Im bored too"
"OMG did I tel u bout the time I almosst got rapped?"
"no haha"
"it was scarry omg" [proceeds with long story].......
*Block*

#4: The Attention-Wh*re Pre-Teens

REALM CHAT:
"YOU ALL SUCK!"
"I HATE YOU!"
"**** YOU!!"
"NO YOU SHUT UP B****!"
*Block*

#3: Eeyore (the super-depressed donkey in Winnie-the-Pooh)

GUILD CHAT:
"Hi guys"
(everyone afk or busy)
"Hey why won't you guys talk to me?"
"Why doesn't anyone want to be my friend?"
"I guess I'm just not good enough for you guys"
"Anyone want to sail?" (sits on shore)
"Why won't anyone sail with me?"
"Fine I guess I'm not good enough"
"Some friends you are!"

^^^ the above monologue takes place in less than 60 seconds :rolleyes:


#2: The Very Late Pre-Teen Entrepreneur
[Joins server 2-3 months late. Level 26. All the other players are level 65+. Top two guilds of the Realm are fighting over recruits. He rejects invitations from both these guilds.]

REALM CHAT:
"hey Im gonna start my own guild, wanna join?"
"sure yeah whats it called?"
[creates a guild named anywhere from 'walkingded', 'Awesomenes', 'DarkLords', 'Xboxrules', 'FartzClub', 'cooldragon', etc]
*spams in realm chat*
"hey anyone wanna join my guild?"
"hey anyone wanna join my guild?"
"anyone wanna join my guild?"
[uses speaker] "Awesomenes is recruiting awesome ppl join for a awesom time!"
"Why won't anyone join my guild???"
"This sucks!"
"Why wont anyon join my guild???"

#1: The 13 year old Twilight-fan Bieber-fan who .... doesn't even play the game
After 3 months of play-time, these persons (plural!) are weighing in at under 300k power, no Hopebringer gear, level 28, but still and always around to chat.

REALM CHAT:
"hey"
"sup"
"Im board"
"Im board"
"hey"
"anyone on?"
"hey sup [player]"
"nothin, you?"
"nothin"
"just board"

Dear player (well technically I can't call you player since you don't play the game) ... dear person: the GAME is an excellent cure for "board'om". Try it! Otherwise for the love of [deity] do us all a favor and go chat on facebook, twitter, or a chat room.
As the old saying goes ... sh** or get off the pot!
;)

Love reading your post
BTW are you ......?
>:)
lol
omg
I not spamming post
MOD jump in and
*BLOCK* to me lol

funniest thing ive seen,heard or read today!!

#1 are probably just alts, nothing else to do with their mains and generally "board" with the game :p

Can this be required reading before posting in game? Please!

Top 10 most annoying Tynon players

I thought the list would be something like:

1. mattp169
2. Herby
3. DaBooMan
4. Riot
5. Cuddles
etc

lol

hahahahahaha, i'm weak right now, the sad part about this is the fact that its all true XD.

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Originally Posted by Herby

Top 10 most annoying Tynon players

I thought the list would be something like:

1. mattp169
2. Herby
3. DaBooMan
4. Riot
5. Cuddles
etc

lol

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to be fair, i would put you are #1, but its pretty much what i had in mind too, lmao

Lmfao.....

How to Troll the [#1 types]

Method A:

REALM CHAT
Teenager: hey sup
Me: I'm board
Teenager: ya me too
Me: I'm really board
Teenager: ya
Me: I wanna get hammered
Teenager: that sounds fun
Me: I wanna get nailed
Teenager: me too
Me: I wanna get hammered and nailed
Teenager: can I join?
Me: I'm feelin' screwed
Teenager: y?
Me: 'cuz I'm board
Teenager: ya Im board too
Me: I'm board
Teenager: hey whats ur name?
Me: Pine. What's yours?
Teenager: [name removed], wana go out?
Me: I wood love to! wanna get screwed with me?
Teenager: huh?
Teenager: yah sure I gues
Teenager: hey y is ur name pine?
Me: 'cuz I'm a BOARD ;)

Method B: have a character named "hotgril1"

REALM CHAT
Teenager: sup bros
Hotgril1: hey there
Teenager: hey
Teenager: hey are you rly a girl?
Hotgril1: Im a gril yeh why?
Teenager: coo. r u hot?
Hotgril1: ya
Hotgril1: sizzlin' hot
Teenager: are u single?
Hotgril1: its ... complicated
Teenager: y u say that?
Hotgril1: I like boys and girls
(Random comment'er): Love me some girl on gril action! Smokin' HOT! Add some sausages!
Teenager: u like girls too?
Hotgril1: yeh I do
Teenager: hey whats ur name?
Hotgril1: George Foreman. You?
Teenager: george? I thougt you said ur a girl??
Hotgril1: I said I'm a GRIL!

:cool:

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Originally Posted by Herby

Top 10 most annoying Tynon players

I thought the list would be something like:

1. mattp169
2. Herby
3. DaBooMan
4. Riot
5. Cuddles
etc

lol

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I jumped all up in this thread with my Close Stick out, expecting the same. Instead, I got to laugh!

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Originally Posted by Dawnseeker

I jumped all up in this thread with my Close Stick out, expecting the same. Instead, I got to laugh!

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I can so feel the love.

Renamed it to

Top 10 most *Block*able Tynon players

for a better description :)

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Dawnseeker

I jumped all up in this thread with my Close Stick out, expecting the same. Instead, I got to laugh!

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You weren't the only one. lololololol.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by mattp169

I can so feel the love.

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I'm loved, I'm not on the list :p.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Herby

Top 10 most annoying Tynon players

I thought the list would be something like:

1. mattp169
2. Herby
3. DaBooMan
4. Riot
5. Cuddles
etc

lol

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i am not even in the top 5 yet? you really disapointed me

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Cuddles_1461020

#1: The 13 year old Twilight-fan Bieber-fan who .... doesn't even play the game
After 3 months of play-time, these persons (plural!) are weighing in at under 300k power, no Hopebringer gear, level 28, but still and always around to chat.

REALM CHAT:
"hey"
"sup"
"Im board"
"Im board"
"hey"
"anyone on?"
"hey sup [player]"
"nothin, you?"
"nothin"
"just board"

Dear player (well technically I can't call you player since you don't play the game) ... dear person: the GAME is an excellent cure for "board'om". Try it! Otherwise for the love of [deity] do us all a favor and go chat on facebook, twitter, or a chat room.
As the old saying goes ... sh** or get off the pot!
;)

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Hey there, don't hate on Twilight, she has a few replays.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Cuddles_1461020

#1: The 13 year old Twilight-fan Bieber-fan who .... doesn't even play the game
After 3 months of play-time, these persons (plural!) are weighing in at under 300k power, no Hopebringer gear, level 28, but still and always around to chat.

REALM CHAT:
"hey"
"sup"
"Im board"
"Im board"
"hey"
"anyone on?"
"hey sup [player]"
"nothin, you?"
"nothin"
"just board"

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Yeah, we have a few of these on our server too. Why the *** are they here?! If you're not here to play the game and just want to chat, surely there are better places for you.

They are lured here by the half naked woman when they google games. They stare at Leitizia and drool while chatting.

Any Latvian,,,,,,

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Originally Posted by TrollsWarrior_4733092

They are lured here by the half naked woman when they google games. They stare at Leitizia and drool while chatting.

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That would explain a lot ...

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Cuddles_1461020

#10: The SexChatters

(You receive a PM)
"are you a boy or a girl?"
"are you really a girl?"
"are you hot?"
*Block*

#9: The Bullies who Whine
Most every server seems to have bandwagoners riding on the success of the strongest guild. But these are unique, noted for their excessive fight-picking and trash-talking. Like those small yapper dogs, they suffer from Little-man syndrome. It's not enough that they go out of their way to sink every ship they can (with their power level), but they add trash-talking with it. And heaven forbid when they get sunk! Be prepared for a full hour of drama ranging from toddler-tantrums to hissy-fits to pity-parties. :rolleyes:


#8: The Young Creepers

(You receive a PM)
"do you have a bf?"
[if you reply no] "want one?"
[if you reply yes] "well nobody has to know, want to XXXXX?"
*Block*

#7: The World Chat Spammers, complete with CapsLock

"YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF BIRDBRAINED PINHEADED IDIOTS HAHAHAHAA!!!1!!"
*Block*

#6: The Old Creepers

(You receive a PM)
"hey there good lookin'! are you single?"
*Block*

#5: The Chatty Teenagers (in the same guild) who refuse to use PMs or Guild Chat

REALM CHAT:
"sup peeps"
"nuttin"
"yeah Im bored too"
"OMG did I tel u bout the time I almosst got rapped?"
"no haha"
"it was scarry omg" [proceeds with long story].......
*Block*

#4: The Attention-Wh*re Pre-Teens

REALM CHAT:
"YOU ALL SUCK!"
"I HATE YOU!"
"**** YOU!!"
"NO YOU SHUT UP B****!"
*Block*

#3: Eeyore (the super-depressed donkey in Winnie-the-Pooh)

GUILD CHAT:
"Hi guys"
(everyone afk or busy)
"Hey why won't you guys talk to me?"
"Why doesn't anyone want to be my friend?"
"I guess I'm just not good enough for you guys"
"Anyone want to sail?" (sits on shore)
"Why won't anyone sail with me?"
"Fine I guess I'm not good enough"
"Some friends you are!"

^^^ the above monologue takes place in less than 60 seconds :rolleyes:


#2: The Very Late Pre-Teen Entrepreneur
[Joins server 2-3 months late. Level 26. All the other players are level 65+. Top two guilds of the Realm are fighting over recruits. He rejects invitations from both these guilds.]

REALM CHAT:
"hey Im gonna start my own guild, wanna join?"
"sure yeah whats it called?"
[creates a guild named anywhere from 'walkingded', 'Awesomenes', 'DarkLords', 'Xboxrules', 'FartzClub', 'cooldragon', etc]
*spams in realm chat*
"hey anyone wanna join my guild?"
"hey anyone wanna join my guild?"
"anyone wanna join my guild?"
[uses speaker] "Awesomenes is recruiting awesome ppl join for a awesom time!"
"Why won't anyone join my guild???"
"This sucks!"
"Why wont anyon join my guild???"

#1: The 13 year old Twilight-fan Bieber-fan who .... doesn't even play the game
After 3 months of play-time, these persons (plural!) are weighing in at under 300k power, no Hopebringer gear, level 28, but still and always around to chat.

REALM CHAT:
"hey"
"sup"
"Im board"
"Im board"
"hey"
"anyone on?"
"hey sup [player]"
"nothin, you?"
"nothin"
"just board"

Dear player (well technically I can't call you player since you don't play the game) ... dear person: the GAME is an excellent cure for "board'om". Try it! Otherwise for the love of [deity] do us all a favor and go chat on facebook, twitter, or a chat room.
As the old saying goes ... sh** or get off the pot!
;)

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lol good post

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Herby

Top 10 most annoying Tynon players

I thought the list would be something like:

1. mattp169
2. Herby
3. DaBooMan
4. Riot
5. Cuddles
etc

lol

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your #1 for sure

Quote:

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Originally Posted by cnn1_7545681

your #1 for sure

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In my attempt to outrank Herby, I would kindly remind you ...
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Quote:

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Originally Posted by Cuddles_1461020

#10: The SexChatters

(You receive a PM)
"are you a boy or a girl?"
"are you really a girl?"
"are you hot?"
*Block*

#9: The Bullies who Whine
Most every server seems to have bandwagoners riding on the success of the strongest guild. But these are unique, noted for their excessive fight-picking and trash-talking. Like those small yapper dogs, they suffer from Little-man syndrome. It's not enough that they go out of their way to sink every ship they can (with their power level), but they add trash-talking with it. And heaven forbid when they get sunk! Be prepared for a full hour of drama ranging from toddler-tantrums to hissy-fits to pity-parties. :rolleyes:


#8: The Young Creepers

(You receive a PM)
"do you have a bf?"
[if you reply no] "want one?"
[if you reply yes] "well nobody has to know, want to XXXXX?"
*Block*

#7: The World Chat Spammers, complete with CapsLock

"YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF BIRDBRAINED PINHEADED IDIOTS HAHAHAHAA!!!1!!"
*Block*

#6: The Old Creepers

(You receive a PM)
"hey there good lookin'! are you single?"
*Block*

#5: The Chatty Teenagers (in the same guild) who refuse to use PMs or Guild Chat

REALM CHAT:
"sup peeps"
"nuttin"
"yeah Im bored too"
"OMG did I tel u bout the time I almosst got rapped?"
"no haha"
"it was scarry omg" [proceeds with long story].......
*Block*

#4: The Attention-Wh*re Pre-Teens

REALM CHAT:
"YOU ALL SUCK!"
"I HATE YOU!"
"**** YOU!!"
"NO YOU SHUT UP B****!"
*Block*

#3: Eeyore (the super-depressed donkey in Winnie-the-Pooh)

GUILD CHAT:
"Hi guys"
(everyone afk or busy)
"Hey why won't you guys talk to me?"
"Why doesn't anyone want to be my friend?"
"I guess I'm just not good enough for you guys"
"Anyone want to sail?" (sits on shore)
"Why won't anyone sail with me?"
"Fine I guess I'm not good enough"
"Some friends you are!"

^^^ the above monologue takes place in less than 60 seconds :rolleyes:


#2: The Very Late Pre-Teen Entrepreneur
[Joins server 2-3 months late. Level 26. All the other players are level 65+. Top two guilds of the Realm are fighting over recruits. He rejects invitations from both these guilds.]

REALM CHAT:
"hey Im gonna start my own guild, wanna join?"
"sure yeah whats it called?"
[creates a guild named anywhere from 'walkingded', 'Awesomenes', 'DarkLords', 'Xboxrules', 'FartzClub', 'cooldragon', etc]
*spams in realm chat*
"hey anyone wanna join my guild?"
"hey anyone wanna join my guild?"
"anyone wanna join my guild?"
[uses speaker] "Awesomenes is recruiting awesome ppl join for a awesom time!"
"Why won't anyone join my guild???"
"This sucks!"
"Why wont anyon join my guild???"

#1: The 13 year old Twilight-fan Bieber-fan who .... doesn't even play the game
After 3 months of play-time, these persons (plural!) are weighing in at under 300k power, no Hopebringer gear, level 28, but still and always around to chat.

REALM CHAT:
"hey"
"sup"
"Im board"
"Im board"
"hey"
"anyone on?"
"hey sup [player]"
"nothin, you?"
"nothin"
"just board"

Dear player (well technically I can't call you player since you don't play the game) ... dear person: the GAME is an excellent cure for "board'om". Try it! Otherwise for the love of [deity] do us all a favor and go chat on facebook, twitter, or a chat room.
As the old saying goes ... sh** or get off the pot!
;)

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That was the best post I have ever read on a Forum. Great work Cuddles

I think i recognise nearly every one of those sorts just on one server and in one realm. Glad i hopped realms ;) Good posting :o as always

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Originally Posted by Cuddles_1461020

#10: The SexChatters

(You receive a PM)
"are you a boy or a girl?"
"are you really a girl?"
"are you hot?"
*Block*

#9: The Bullies who Whine
Most every server seems to have bandwagoners riding on the success of the strongest guild. But these are unique, noted for their excessive fight-picking and trash-talking. Like those small yapper dogs, they suffer from Little-man syndrome. It's not enough that they go out of their way to sink every ship they can (with their power level), but they add trash-talking with it. And heaven forbid when they get sunk! Be prepared for a full hour of drama ranging from toddler-tantrums to hissy-fits to pity-parties. :rolleyes:


#8: The Young Creepers

(You receive a PM)
"do you have a bf?"
[if you reply no] "want one?"
[if you reply yes] "well nobody has to know, want to XXXXX?"
*Block*

#7: The World Chat Spammers, complete with CapsLock

"YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF BIRDBRAINED PINHEADED IDIOTS HAHAHAHAA!!!1!!"
*Block*

#6: The Old Creepers

(You receive a PM)
"hey there good lookin'! are you single?"
*Block*

#5: The Chatty Teenagers (in the same guild) who refuse to use PMs or Guild Chat

REALM CHAT:
"sup peeps"
"nuttin"
"yeah Im bored too"
"OMG did I tel u bout the time I almosst got rapped?"
"no haha"
"it was scarry omg" [proceeds with long story].......
*Block*

#4: The Attention-Wh*re Pre-Teens

REALM CHAT:
"YOU ALL SUCK!"
"I HATE YOU!"
"**** YOU!!"
"NO YOU SHUT UP B****!"
*Block*

#3: Eeyore (the super-depressed donkey in Winnie-the-Pooh)

GUILD CHAT:
"Hi guys"
(everyone afk or busy)
"Hey why won't you guys talk to me?"
"Why doesn't anyone want to be my friend?"
"I guess I'm just not good enough for you guys"
"Anyone want to sail?" (sits on shore)
"Why won't anyone sail with me?"
"Fine I guess I'm not good enough"
"Some friends you are!"

^^^ the above monologue takes place in less than 60 seconds :rolleyes:


#2: The Very Late Pre-Teen Entrepreneur
[Joins server 2-3 months late. Level 26. All the other players are level 65+. Top two guilds of the Realm are fighting over recruits. He rejects invitations from both these guilds.]

REALM CHAT:
"hey Im gonna start my own guild, wanna join?"
"sure yeah whats it called?"
[creates a guild named anywhere from 'walkingded', 'Awesomenes', 'DarkLords', 'Xboxrules', 'FartzClub', 'cooldragon', etc]
*spams in realm chat*
"hey anyone wanna join my guild?"
"hey anyone wanna join my guild?"
"anyone wanna join my guild?"
[uses speaker] "Awesomenes is recruiting awesome ppl join for a awesom time!"
"Why won't anyone join my guild???"
"This sucks!"
"Why wont anyon join my guild???"

#1: The 13 year old Twilight-fan Bieber-fan who .... doesn't even play the game
After 3 months of play-time, these persons (plural!) are weighing in at under 300k power, no Hopebringer gear, level 28, but still and always around to chat.

REALM CHAT:
"hey"
"sup"
"Im board"
"Im board"
"hey"
"anyone on?"
"hey sup [player]"
"nothin, you?"
"nothin"
"just board"

Dear player (well technically I can't call you player since you don't play the game) ... dear person: the GAME is an excellent cure for "board'om". Try it! Otherwise for the love of [deity] do us all a favor and go chat on facebook, twitter, or a chat room.
As the old saying goes ... sh** or get off the pot!
;)

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This is the perfect reason I wait for a week after server release before starting a new server. And only then if I have an urge to start all over and do it all again.

LMAO!!! Thanks for the laugh!

LMAO best post ever

HAHAHA! This is really good stuff! So funny :)

Yeah, call it :" How to block yourself"