Welcome to the The Green Dragon! Everyone is welcome here, but we reserve the right to kick out anybody who actually manages the awesome feat of completely destroying this place.
Now, for the house rules:
1. Only awesome people are invited into the bar!
2. There are no age checks or limits here (because it's not real), so go nuts! We can serve everything here!
3. Don't fight too much with the Law that runs around here. (Last one that did was hanged the next day. Poor Robin Hood.)
4. Having an Avatar is best here so that we don't mistake you for a bad guy. (See that torn and bloodied cape nailed to the wall? That belonged to Batman.)
5. Epic fights and wild parties are not only allowed in the rooms & bar, but they're also encouraged!
We even have a special Pirate code!

The Cool Club:
Managers:
Tavern Owner/Evil Overlord: Cosmic Fury
General Manager: Boroeast
Head of Security: Jupitor
Dungeon Mistress: MsBHaven (known as MissKitti in other lands)
Official Employees
Barkeeps: All open!
Innkeep: Open!
Waiter: Leonhardt
Dungeon Worker: King Alboin
Special Positions
Drunk in the Corner: Morgan le Fay
Dungeon Lion: Simba
Wise Guy: Rembrandten
We'll add to this if needed, but for now, just have some fun and relax with a drink and a chat! Feel free to roam wherever you want and do whatever you want! (Just enter our Dungeons at your own risk, though.)

Originally Posted by
Dawnseeker
Ahoy! I hereby givin' me Seal o' Great Approving to this 'ere bar and dub her seaworthy and duty-free!