LOL Ms Luda...I am only temping as the bar temptress, as I am the Head Mistress of the depths below. Apparently my reputation of dealin w/ putrid slaves aboard many o' slaver ship has preceeded me

Those were the days!! -siiiigh- How I miss the smell of blood soaked leather and the sounds of tortured screaming in the early hours of the moaning....errrr, morning! Tis my humble opinion that my boss is slackin! Too busy messin around w/ some chocolate fountain when he should be dragging in worthy carcusses for me to 'discipline'!

That's it! I need a lil som somethin to abate thy thirst and muzzle this sudden urge to seek out my OWN victim(s)

...sips delicately whilst admiring my newly placed signage...


Starts humming...Got 99 problems, but a slave aint one!