Quote Originally Posted by Jupitor View Post
*pours a few cups o rum*


Well ya see...I was sailing the high seas when we came about a rather strong storm. Our ship was thrashed about some rocks, and ultimately sank....leaving me stranded on this island...and well....long story short, I became even more awesome, was rescued by a flock of pterodactyls....and now here I am.
You didn't surf back on a group of turtles, I am disappointed.