*walks up, see's the cool sign, and knows I knew how to follow a treasure map*

*ambles on in, reads help wanted poster, ties my prisoner ...



to a ring embedded in the wall. rules rules rules. bellies up to the bar, grabbs a small cask of rum, but drops it .. urrrrrrgh

watches as it rolls over to the drunk in the corner.

Eh

Grabbs another cask, throws freshly won gold coinage on the bar, and pours two steins full. Hands one to my prisoner, and downs the second.

Hollars out to no one in particular.

I would like to apply for the job of Dungeon Worker.

looks around not seeing no one else, goes down into the dungeon, to see what's work needs to be done.

HOLY SHEEZICKLES!!!!

Thars a dragon down here!! and would you look at that pile of dragon droppings 0.0

There better be a bonus for cleaning that up. Sheesh, dragons dont fool around, do they?