The Green Dragon

[Jupitor]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr


*makes a drink*

hows everyone be today?

[TrueGod]

Mmmmmm

*Takes that drink and ask for another*

So far iam fine bud how are u and the rest of the gang here?

[King Alboin]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr


*makes a drink*

hows everyone be today?

Mmmmmm

*Takes that drink and ask for another*

So far iam fine bud how are u and the rest of the gang here?

eh, busy

I just received a brand new crate of dungeon mold, which hast to be leached onto the walls before sunrise.

Boss Lady says, "A dingy, dark, dank, moldy dungeon, is a happy dungeon."

Thinking about adding some extra soot to the torch oil. That'll make her smile.


*heads on down to work, passes Ernie ...

Hey Ernie!! =)

RRRrrrrRRRROOaaARRR?

no no, dont have time to play, mehbe later -- enjoy your night.

Hellooooooo Bob! What's your name Bob, huh? Begins with a B, ends with a B, come on Bob, what's your name?



man, I love messing with him, ever since they poured hot lead down his throat, all he can say is BBBBB. so funny.

Hey, McTavish, we are having a meeting kindof soon, need to pull yourself away and make it.




Okie dokie, do that k, we are having meat pies and pigs head. Try not to be too late.

*wanders on down deeper in the dungeon*

Hello Floyd, how's my buddy a'doin? Love what you've done with the place. Brought you some spankin fresh mold.




ah, no problem, you're welcome. see ya later, mehbe play a game of batgammon or chinese checkers. k bye.

good guy dat goul, or spectre or whatever and friendly to boot.

*arrives at destination*


Allright, I now call this meeting into order.

Sergeant of Arms, call the roll if you please ...



yes,no, McTavish might be a tad late, and Bob says to tell you guys, BBBB BB BBBB.

First order of business, we need to learn our letters, so we can write a good ransom note.

Second order of business? Let's EAT!!!

[Leonhardt]

*Sweeping floor* Well I'm peachy. Because of the shortage yesterday I got a better nights sleep then expected.
We should be stocked plenty now, so do come by as often as you can.

[King Alboin]

third order of business.

Leonhardt? what be yar thoughts ...

Pirates? or Ninjas?



discuss.

[Rembrandten]

I walk into the bar, and curiously scan the house rules. No issues eloquence has not already gifted me with the ability to duck, dodge and counter. Everything is unfamiliar, but, I imagine, eternal life was never what I could expect, that's why I kept leaving, to reset the system, to see how deep down the rabbit hole I could push the ever loving diety. But so far, this time coming back had been the strangest of all.
"Hello, I'd like to open a bill, if you please."

[Rembrandten]

Looking around I noticed the utter lack of Barkeepers. The smell of soot, mold and ale was thick in the air, but in a soft sweet reek only the afterlife provided, the utter absence of poison that always characterized the afterlife and made it distinguishable from both wakeing and dreaming in the world. I sniffed, sniffed desperately for the scent of humid wood. But although a drunken wench was entertaining her dragon with a massive pipe off in the corner of the bar, my nose could nary locate a humidor. This didn't bother me, ask and ye shall recieve, he remebered reading those words many lives ago. Not that anything could be read here, at least not in the normal way.
Whatever had happened the last time I was away it had left me unnerved. The last time everything had been polished and bright, with a smart sharp contour. The men wore suits, and the women wore something near to suits as well. Not that there hadn't been the usual mischief that comes when you take the risk of dying and replace it with the risk of living. That was not what was unknown.
Somehow, this time, in this place (if it was a place indeed) the emotional vengence of a handful of lives lived was growing deeper and closer to the imortal spirits of men. Instead of reflecting the unyeilding saftey of this upper world with cleanliness the new surroundings seemed to flaunt the gift of being uncoruppted with mold and moss and weeds. Weapons seemed to be growing thick as scales on the patrons of the tavern all around me. I clutched my own cloak, and felt the reasurance of my own dagger, hammer, brush, and the wieght of my sword on my hip.
"Sir, how are you today?" I asked the first passerby not not woozy with the liquor of the upper world.

[MsBHaven]

Appearing from below in a whirl of smoke and mist, behind the bar to whip up something to abate thy thirst built up from my activities within my beloved dungeon. Glancing up, I notice a stranger to this place, but at ease in his presence. Welcome to the Green Dragon, m'Lord! Care to join me in drink and good conversation??

-pops the top of my special brew & begins pouring-


Apologies for the abandoned feel, for we are just getting establish here. Please, make yourself comfy, rest your weary bones. Perhaps you care to share a story or three whilst I keep you company?

[Rembrandten]

I would like to share a story, from another time and another place, I'd like to paint you a picture in words of worlds before this world, but it would all be familiar too. Because this world is only the latest portrait in the exhibition, one more reason to live, to take the stakes down on the mound. Let's see, I can remember a time when Pirates called themselves Underwriters, and Ninjas were not known but as despicable assassins. Just a few lives ago being a sailor was not so respectable until old Fastitocalon reared his head, not as spry as he was when he swallowed up poor Jonas, but ten times more huge. Am I boring you? Drink is fine, but, fine girl, what I truly desire is a strong smoke. Something in me, I can't remember anything I read last time on the mound, of course, but something tells me the smoke is at it's strongest it's ever been. So bring me something sweet and rich, and add it onto my bill.

[MsBHaven]

Absolutely intriguing, your story is as mysterious as the teller!!

Rich w/ sweetness and sure to please...but drink form is my only familiarity, curiosities swirl around thy desire of strong smoke?


Perhaps you have a sample to share??