The Green Dragon

[Jupitor]

Maybe the head of security should start recruiting some bar keeps....

OH WAIT IM THE HEAD OF SECURITY

tsk tsk....weeeeeeeeeeeeeeelll off to the forums to find someone to make my drinks....errrr I mean Morgan's drinks!

[Cosmic Fury]

Updated with new job titles! I'm hoping a certain someone comes along and claims the dungeons...

[Jupitor]

Hmmmm I wonder who that could be o.O

[Cosmic Fury]

She's yet to come over here, I think, but her talents for that will be perfectly natural!

[Jupitor]

Use your sciency witchcraft to get her to corrupt our forums!!

[Boroeast]

Found it :P

[King Alboin]

*walks up, see's the cool sign, and knows I knew how to follow a treasure map*

*ambles on in, reads help wanted poster, ties my prisoner ...



to a ring embedded in the wall. rules rules rules. bellies up to the bar, grabbs a small cask of rum, but drops it .. urrrrrrgh

watches as it rolls over to the drunk in the corner.

Eh

Grabbs another cask, throws freshly won gold coinage on the bar, and pours two steins full. Hands one to my prisoner, and downs the second.

Hollars out to no one in particular.

I would like to apply for the job of Dungeon Worker.

looks around not seeing no one else, goes down into the dungeon, to see what's work needs to be done.

HOLY SHEEZICKLES!!!!

Thars a dragon down here!! and would you look at that pile of dragon droppings 0.0

There better be a bonus for cleaning that up. Sheesh, dragons dont fool around, do they?

[Morgan le Fay]

Awww *hiccup* thanks KA, that's where I put Ernie. I'll forget me own head, if it weren't....weren't....oh I forget.

*falls unconscious*

[King Alboin]

Morgan? Mooooorrrrrrgan. *snap snap* your dragon's named Ernie? =)

well, he looks hungry, I'll go ask.

*goes back down in the dungeon*

Hey, there Ernie o' boy? yeppers uh huh, there there, that's a nice dragon aren't cha Ernie? huh? Are you hungry, Ernie?

CHOMP


spit me out right this instant, Ernie!!!


pwaaaaah'TUUUUIE -------------------------------------------------> BAM (bounce) pingt pingt pingt pingt

aaaarrrrrrrrrggggghhhhh, right smack up against the STONE wall and then on that old rusty bed of nails. that's gonna leave a mental scar. ={,

Well, I guess that answers my question. You are hungry, arn't cha o' boy?


ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRrrrrrr'er

Nooo, you can not eat my prisoner. I captured her fair and square, and I intend to ransom her for some serious gold. ~as soon as I learn to spell and learn how to write a ransom note, that is =/

rrrrrrrrRRRUOARRRR?

no, not even a little taste. she hast to have all her fingers and toes to fetch a good price.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I know there arn't any other prisoners down here, there aint no Dungeon Misstress to put no prisoners down here, yet .. I'll think of something, don't you go worrying your scaley big thorny head about it. I'll go a'shopping.

=)~

*walks up out of dungeon, unties my prisoner, grabs my hat, [notice how the feather is not longer than the Captain's? hmm?] and my scabbord, and my pistols and two tankards full of beer and two meat pies, and heads out the door*

[meanwhile two rooster crows and a cat meow later...]

*kicks in the tavern door, with my prisoner in tow, and pushes a wheelbarrow full of horsemeat, hog lard, coals, the hog, kerosene mystery meat gravy and biscuits, ties up prisoner to a nail nailing a painting of a rendition of Folark's Quarry to the wall, above a nice two seater table and heads down into the dungeon*


BLAMM BLAMM BLAMM waggs Morgan's dragon's tail.

Who's a happy dragon, HMMM? you are Ernie, arn't cha? Yes you are.

*rolls the wheelbarrow within eating range of Ernie, then goes out the rear sally port, and drags in a full rain barrel, set's that up next to the wheel barrow, then heads back up to the tavern*

*grabbs two more tankards of cold draft and sits down at the table my prisoner is tied at. hands her a tankard, and consumes mine, with celerity of purpose*

*while awaiting employer's job application approval, settles down and cleans pistols*

[MsBHaven]

-tacks Dungeon Mistress app upon Cosmic's door w/ a dagger-

Now then...I hear there's a trifle of naughtiness to attend to