and accidentally stabbed


so far:

Once upon a time, he ran with a stone and threw it over his shoulder at a passing donkey.
The donkey turned to fight a giant chicken because he was apparently very confused about the octopus that joined the gang of thugs.
Then the donkey decided to change going mad for sweet cherry pie and ate the authors.
The end.

The authors respawned, hunted down Riverbum in agony for revenge Riverbums pinky was found in Cerberus mouth.
Chewed and stuck between his back teeth while Baal tried.
And no legs came to kick. He realised his mistake. Massive heartburn and went to the ball court to play baseball with a dragon and a phoenix, one eye man.
He yelled when seeing the patch coming straight at Bill and Jill.
He flew to the ashy lowlands but stopped to peer into the bunghole. He then started humming the trololo song and decided he needed to take lessons in french so he went to Delifrance and asked for mayonaise so he could eat Bill and Jill with a spoon and a fork and accidentally stabbed