Oh gosh - Look everyone - It's Harken! ... (swoon). He has the mightiest guild! The greatest of the great! The biggest of the big! He draws in good players (and people) to turn them into his lap dogs and do his bidding. He even has turned the most mighty of all - Griffin - (oh, I feel just faint typing his name).

Yes oh mighty Gauntlet we know you own every city! We know we can't compete. Soon, all will be Gauntlet! All competition will be between and only for Gauntlet. All Hail Gauntlet! All Hail Gauntlet! {{{goose-step, goose-step, goose-step, hand held high, palm-out}}}

hillarious