okay this is the best by far:

Hmmm... while I was away... multiple pages of complaints. I made gluten-free banana bread, guacamole and salsa for tonight's teen party that I agreed to host. (Why I did that, I will never know... but hey, they can't destroy too much, right?)

It'll get fixed when it gets fixed. I have a new book to read. I am sort of sad that I can't get in and play the game, but I'm about to be inundated with teenagers, so I hope that Tynon comes back online soon so that I can escape them.