#10: The SexChatters
(You receive a PM)
"are you a boy or a girl?"
"are you really a girl?"
"are you hot?"
*Block*
#9: The Bullies who Whine
Most every server seems to have bandwagoners riding on the success of the strongest guild. But these are unique, noted for their excessive fight-picking and trash-talking. Like those small yapper dogs, they suffer from Little-man syndrome. It's not enough that they go out of their way to sink every ship they can (with their power level), but they add trash-talking with it. And heaven forbid when they get sunk! Be prepared for a full hour of drama ranging from toddler-tantrums to hissy-fits to pity-parties. 
#8: The Young Creepers
(You receive a PM)
"do you have a bf?"
[if you reply no] "want one?"
[if you reply yes] "well nobody has to know, want to XXXXX?"
*Block*
#7: The World Chat Spammers, complete with CapsLock
"YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF BIRDBRAINED PINHEADED IDIOTS HAHAHAHAA!!!1!!"
*Block*
#6: The Old Creepers
(You receive a PM)
"hey there good lookin'! are you single?"
*Block*
#5: The Chatty Teenagers (in the same guild) who refuse to use PMs or Guild Chat
REALM CHAT:
"sup peeps"
"nuttin"
"yeah Im bored too"
"OMG did I tel u bout the time I almosst got rapped?"
"no haha"
"it was scarry omg" [proceeds with long story].......
*Block*
#4: The Attention-Wh*re Pre-Teens
REALM CHAT:
"YOU ALL SUCK!"
"I HATE YOU!"
"**** YOU!!"
"NO YOU SHUT UP B****!"
*Block*
#3: Eeyore (the super-depressed donkey in Winnie-the-Pooh)
GUILD CHAT:
"Hi guys"
(everyone afk or busy)
"Hey why won't you guys talk to me?"
"Why doesn't anyone want to be my friend?"
"I guess I'm just not good enough for you guys"
"Anyone want to sail?" (sits on shore)
"Why won't anyone sail with me?"
"Fine I guess I'm not good enough"
"Some friends you are!"
^^^ the above monologue takes place in less than 60 seconds
#2: The Very Late Pre-Teen Entrepreneur
[Joins server 2-3 months late. Level 26. All the other players are level 65+. Top two guilds of the Realm are fighting over recruits. He rejects invitations from both these guilds.]
REALM CHAT:
"hey Im gonna start my own guild, wanna join?"
"sure yeah whats it called?"
[creates a guild named anywhere from 'walkingded', 'Awesomenes', 'DarkLords', 'Xboxrules', 'FartzClub', 'cooldragon', etc]
*spams in realm chat*
"hey anyone wanna join my guild?"
"hey anyone wanna join my guild?"
"anyone wanna join my guild?"
[uses speaker] "Awesomenes is recruiting awesome ppl join for a awesom time!"
"Why won't anyone join my guild???"
"This sucks!"
"Why wont anyon join my guild???"
#1: The 13 year old Twilight-fan Bieber-fan who .... doesn't even play the game
After 3 months of play-time, these persons (plural!) are weighing in at under 300k power, no Hopebringer gear, level 28, but still and always around to chat.
REALM CHAT:
"hey"
"sup"
"Im board"
"Im board"
"hey"
"anyone on?"
"hey sup [player]"
"nothin, you?"
"nothin"
"just board"
Dear player (well technically I can't call you player since you don't play the game) ... dear person: the GAME is an excellent cure for "board'om". Try it! Otherwise for the love of [deity] do us all a favor and go chat on facebook, twitter, or a chat room.
As the old saying goes ... sh** or get off the pot!
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