Now that Betsy's Cosmetics needs our help to advert, we might be able to get in touch with Dr. Jeanette Lilley er Diane Miller er Ivana Trump at the Naughty University drydock or whatever its called.

Admittedly, the costumes were less see-through than the art therapists loungewear, ugghhh - maybe we should have gotten a few webcams all over that drydock and shipped some nurse costumes over to Lings Lei Shop

What happened to the costumes? What happened to the smooth flow of the game? Why was all the code filled with more fish hooks than a dive bar fishing expedition?

What happened to the spelling, more ghastly errors than Basque insurance forms.

There wasn't even a charging of the bulls on the server when people got naughty in world chat.

What the Fey...

Well, looks like the Jack is back in the Box and UCool doesn't even have a Jack in the Box commercial, let alone an apology from whomever brought over the code from the "point of origin".

Maybe we should try a new video game called Desperate Housewives of the Falkland Islands War featuring exploding penguins and burning fields of macqui plants? Really bad idea. OK.

Well, back to Clown Force Bottling and Clown Force Distillery concept products. (Another use for the big red clown nose, a bottle cap to clown around while wearing.)