Lady Guinevere's Medication Has Side Effects

[Toth]

I would like to calmly ask that Lady Guinevere's chemical drip be adjusted so that she will stop teleporting up Tor Falk's rear-end every night. Mr. Falk has complained to me bitterly, and I have to admit he has a point. No employee of UCool is to be subjected to the kind of humiliation that poor Mr. Falk has been made to endure. There are whispers among several guards that Guinevere's odd fetish is not reserved only for Tor Falk, as she has been known to violate several other employees of Aerie in a similar fashion.

It would also be nice if she would surprise us one night and give Coins, instead of Credits.

I have reported Ms. Guinevere to Human Resources for inappropriate behavior.

But seriously - Can we adjust her teleportation spots inward (toward the center of the map) by 72 pixels or something? And maybe put bounding boxes around other NPC's so that she doesn't hide inside them? Thanks for reading.

[Cuddles_1461020]

I have reported Ms. Guinevere to Human Resources for inappropriate behavior.

This is not inappropriate behavior as Lady Guinevere happens to be a certified TSA inspector, ensuring the security of all Aerie travellers/teleporters. You wouldn't want undercover cult zealots planting mana-bombs around us all now would you?

[Toth]

TSA XD

As an add-on, I would also love to see Guinevere give out Rep some times. Say 100 for first person, the descend by 5 until 10, and hold.
After all, you're supposedly telling her your heroic stories, right?

Credits are very useful, so I'm not knocking those. But Coins and Rep are just as useful. Seriously... coins, people.

[lugnut_fxi_6829524]

TSA lol what kind of cult is she looking for??? Tor Falk's bum bomb? Really!!!

[davidschlebusch_6020359]

TSA XD

As an add-on, I would also love to see Guinevere give out Rep some times. Say 100 for first person, the descend by 5 until 10, and hold.
After all, you're supposedly telling her your heroic stories, right?

Credits are very useful, so I'm not knocking those. But Coins and Rep are just as useful. Seriously... coins, people.

Maybe the rep could scale down from say 5000 down to 500 going down by 500 each time ... that would be nice, after reading my other thread about the Lady continuously credits may do seem to bore me quite slightly

[kaisim_2492829]

how about stop touching the lady and let her continue to be the only major source of credits for new players and a source of gems during special events as we had once before?

[davidschlebusch_6020359]

how about stop touching the lady and let her continue to be the only major source of credits for new players and a source of gems during special events as we had once before?

+1 to this ... seems like the only reasonable solution to this debate

[TrollsWarrior_4733092]

I think the lady should not hide inside people. I think the lady should not be in an area so close to the edge of the screen that she is extremely hard to click on. I think that white horse in the garden by the bench should be removed or the lady should stop going back there. I think she should keep giving out the credits but they should be more since 100K is not enough to refresh the tavern once for me. I also believe some bobby pins, barrettes or hair clips would be good since she is getting tennis elbow from shoving that hair back all the time.
I think her lazy husband the baron should have to come out here and hand out coins or rep. Heck put their kid out there and have hubby hand out coins and the kid rep. Fill in the hours between Cerberus and Baal with stuff for us to hunt and do. Put them on early so we can do them between 2 am and banish time.

[Cuddles_1461020]

Put them on early so we can do them between 2 am and banish time.

Nah, put them on at the same time for a WHOLE lot more excitement!!

[kaisim_2492829]

I think the lady should not hide inside people.

a 100% to that, but that's not what they asking for, they are asking to change more things when all they should be asking for is to relocate the lady spawn slightly next to the target NPC's and not inside/behind them