I would like to calmly ask that Lady Guinevere's chemical drip be adjusted so that she will stop teleporting up Tor Falk's rear-end every night. Mr. Falk has complained to me bitterly, and I have to admit he has a point. No employee of UCool is to be subjected to the kind of humiliation that poor Mr. Falk has been made to endure. There are whispers among several guards that Guinevere's odd fetish is not reserved only for Tor Falk, as she has been known to violate several other employees of Aerie in a similar fashion.
It would also be nice if she would surprise us one night and give Coins, instead of Credits.
I have reported Ms. Guinevere to Human Resources for inappropriate behavior.
But seriously - Can we adjust her teleportation spots inward (toward the center of the map) by 72 pixels or something? And maybe put bounding boxes around other NPC's so that she doesn't hide inside them? Thanks for reading.